yes. i'm damn lazy to type.
even fried rice have to be spoon-feed!
oh no. that's not the hardworking deneng we had seen.
he has been slacking
he has been enjoying life
he has been EATING lot recently
he has been sleeping few hours only
he has been staying out late on weekends
he has been tired
he has totally been a
haha!
this month has been bad for me.
this weekend has been boring.
ok, i do not know what the hell am i typing about.
just like this
love is just like a match stick
when the moment you are been pulled out
it has chosen that YOU are the one
your love like became wonderful when you are strike against the side of the box
sssssssssss and wala, wonderful chocolate, roses, kisses,hugs.
you feel like your life is the best, your gf is the best.
but once it burn to the middle part
quarrel started, punches thrown, knives drawn, pistrol(i hope not) drawn
you feel like what's happening to you and ur gf
den den den it's going to burn your hand
you shake it off and wala, no more relationship.
soon you open ur matchbox again and find the NEXT TARGET
and this few sentence goes on n on.
until you left with one bloody damn stick and you keep dont want use it
but in the end you still use it and you thought it's the end of your love life.
you go up the roof top
see below and wanted to jump
but one deep male voice shouted to you
"eh siao lian eh, no matchstick is it?"
u reply yes
and he shouted back with his top of his voice
"i know your feeling that time, BUT WHY THE HELL YOU DONT BUY A LIGHTER?"
you took and your 70cents and head to 7-11
"uncle ah, one lighter pls"
and you buy liao, you open the door and hit one lady
you keep say sorry but the lady keep press her head and giggle
and i lazy to say much and wala, ur wife liao!
oh ya, if you going ask me if lighter no more fuel liao den how?
i will tell you to go buy a bottle of fuel to add in la!
see, i also dunno what to blog about
i also want to find my lighter!
i just hope that girl would be sze char girl man!
den my lighter will became zippo!
strong,can use super long, flame super big. woohoo!
ok, next week going to do alot of things,
watch movie, eat dim sum, go prawning. oh no!
but for now, i going slp and go back the stupid div of mine.
boring monday!
ZIPPO!
